W. Bill Czolgosz is the brainy one. He writes the stories, plans the cartoons, drafts the punchline, and nails all the cougars.
On the other side of the coin, Sean Simmans is the dullard. He makes pretty pictures and funny pictures and pretty funny pictures. And sexy ones, too.
Both men are "real" in the sense that they have had success in their respective fields, books and comics published, et cetera, whoop dee doo, and that each one maintains his own email address (see above). Bill prefers roast pork over all other foods, and Sean is a dark coffee buff. Sometimes the rest of the details get fuzzy.
Bunny Czolgosz is married to both of the, but maintains, "One of them isn't a real person, so it's not much of an issue." She also says, "If one of them was more inclined to get righteously stoned and then put the moves on a bejewelled gypsy belly dancer, well, it's not the one who spoons with me.
"Unfortunately, Bill makes the bigger paychecks."
